Here’s a hilarious story I came across that I just had to share. It’s a funny take on what could happen if two women met in heaven and swapped “how did you get here” stories:
1st Woman: Hi! I’m Wanda!
2nd Woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How did you die?
1st Woman: I froze to death.
2nd Woman: How awful!
1st Woman: It wasn’t so bad. Once I stopped shaking from the cold, I started to feel warm and sleepy, and I passed away peacefully. How about you?
2nd Woman: I… died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But when I walked in, I found him all alone in the den, watching TV.
1st Woman: So, what happened?
2nd Woman: I was so convinced there was another woman hiding somewhere that I started searching the whole house. I checked the attic, the basement, every closet, and even under the beds. I kept looking until I was completely exhausted and just collapsed from a heart attack.
1st Woman: Too bad you didn’t check the freezer—we’d both still be alive!
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BONUS STORY – 4 NUNS GO TO HEAVEN
A bus full of nuns falls off a cliff, and they all die. They arrive at the gates of Heaven and meet St. Peter.
St. Peter says, “Welcome, sisters! Before I let you through the pearly gates, I need to ask each of you one question. Please form a single-file line.”
They do so, and St. Peter turns to the first nun and asks, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”
The nun replies, “Well, there was this one time when I kind of, sort of, touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…”
St. Peter says, “Alright, sister. Now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may enter Heaven.” She does so and is admitted.
Next, St. Peter turns to the second nun and asks, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”
“Well… there was this one time when I held one for a moment…”
St. Peter says, “Alright, sister. Now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may enter.” She does so and is admitted.
Then, a noise is heard, and it looks like one nun is trying to cut in line. St. Peter sees this and asks, “Sister Susan, what’s going on? There’s no rush!”
Sister Susan responds, “Well, if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her butt in it!”
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