A man absolutely loathes his wife’s cat and is determined to get rid of it for good. One day, he drives twenty blocks away and abandons the cat, only to find it strolling up the driveway as he arrives home.
Frustrated, he tries again the next day, this time dropping the cat off forty blocks away—but once again, it beats him home.
Determined to outsmart the feline, he keeps increasing the distance, yet the cat always finds its way back before him. Finally, he decides to drive miles away, making multiple turns—right, then left, past a bridge, another right, and so on—until he feels confident he’s found the perfect spot to ditch the cat.
Hours later, he calls his wife and asks, “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes, why?” she replies.
Exasperated, he shouts, “Put that wicked cat on the phone—I’m lost and need directions!”