Mom: “Time to get up and head to school!”
Son: “But I don’t want to go to school, not today, please!”
Mom: “But you have to go to school.”
Son: “I’d really rather stay home, Mom!”
Mom: “Alright, give me three good reasons to stay home, and I’ll give you three reasons why you should go.”
Son: “Well… all the kids hate me, all the teachers hate me, and I just don’t want to go!”
Mom: “First of all, I can’t watch over you today—I have a lot to do. Second, you’re a grown man at forty years old. And third, you’re the principal!”