A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing her ass in a pair of jeans. He said, “Damn, woman, your ass is getting fat!”
She replied, “Oh yeah? Well, your gut is getting big!” He said, “Yeah, but I did something about mine. I went out and got myself a new truck!” She said, “Well, I did something about mine too. I went out and got myself a new man!”