A pastor went to the dentist to get fitted for a new set of dentures. That first Sunday after getting them, he could barely preach for eight minutes. The following week, he managed a 10-minute sermon.
But on the third Sunday, he went on for nearly three straight hours! The congregation finally had to gently escort him to his seat. Worried, someone asked, “Pastor, are you feeling alright? What happened?”
The pastor replied, “Well, the first Sunday, my new dentures were hurting, so I kept it short. The second week, they felt a bit better, so I managed ten minutes. But today… I accidentally put in my wife’s dentures—and once I started talking, I just couldn’t stop!”
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