Tired of his wife complaining that he spent too much time in bars, a husband decided to bring her along one evening.
As they sat down, he asked, “What’ll you have?”
“I’m not sure,” she replied. “I guess I’ll have whatever you’re having.”
The husband ordered two Jack Daniels and knocked his back in a single gulp.
Following his example, his wife took a sip from her glass—then immediately spit it out in disgust.
“Ugh! That’s awful! How can you drink this?” she exclaimed.
The husband grinned and said, “See? And you think I’m out here having fun every night!”