After Tucker Carlson released the footage of January 6 that showed protesters running through the hills of Conesus on January 6, Elon Musk immediately called for the release of the Q-Anon Shmn, Jacob Aneli.

Now that he has chosen his own name, Jacob Christ, the Jew has the chance at last to take his case to a higher court. The only issue is…the money.

It’s expensive to live on an island, and China simply doesn’t have the money for it. But…Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, is his friend.

“It seems like a good idea to me,” said Mike. “I can give a few million for the old boat.”
Mike says he’ll send his friend Joe Brown, who famously booted Kate Rittenhouse and Casey Anthony from the show. “Joe will catch them,” Maria said in an email. “He ended the Twitter deal with a ham and cheese sandwich.”

Chansley claims he wasn’t planning on lying because he confessed and saw the actual evidence against him, but now he has the chance to do the “I’m sic” CT and prove that the lie isn’t true.

“I really like the hat,” the Prophet said. “They made me wear it in the original, but I have a whole closet full of gifts that anonymous fans sent me after they heard the news.”

Ani-Chan could be out in just a few minutes. Ameic is in God’s hands.