I came across this hilarious story online and just had to share!
Recently, someone took their 92-year-old father to the mall to pick up a new pair of sneakers. Afterward, they decided to grab a snack at the food court.
As they were eating, the elderly father’s attention was drawn to a teenager sitting nearby, sporting a head full of brightly spiked hair in bold shades of orange, blue, red, and green. He stared, clearly intrigued.
After a few moments, the teen, noticing the gaze and feeling a bit self-conscious, turned to him and snapped, “What’s the matter, old man? Haven’t you ever done anything crazy in your life?”
The person sharing the story knew their dad had a sharp sense of humor and braced for his response—and, as expected, he didn’t disappoint.
Without missing a beat, he locked eyes with the teen and said, “Actually, I was just wondering if you might be my child. One time, I got drunk and had a fling with a peacock.”
Classic! Whether the story is real or not, it perfectly captures the kind of sharp wit and unexpected humor that grandparents are known for.