I came across this hilarious story online, and I just had to share it! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to get new shoes. Afterward, they decided to grab a bite at the food court.
While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager next to him with crazy hair, and what happened next will have you cracking up…
Get ready for some classic granddad humor!
Here’s the story: I’m not sure if it’s real or just made up, but either way, it’s absolutely brilliant!
“I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he’s 92). Afterward, we stopped at the food court. I saw that he was staring at a teenager sitting next to him. The teen had spiked hair in all sorts of colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad couldn’t stop looking at him, and every time the teenager glanced over, he caught him staring.”
After a while, the teenager got tired of it and sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking, because I knew he would have a perfect reply. True to form, without missing a beat, he responded:
“Got drunk once and had s… with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!”