My wife had yet another run-in with her car today. When the police showed up, she was flustered, adamantly blaming the man she had hit for being careless.
“He was on his phone!” she ranted. “And if that wasn’t bad enough, he was just sitting there, drinking a beer!”
The officer, struggling to keep a straight face, gently replied, “Ma’am… he’s perfectly allowed to do that… inside his own living room.”