A soldier stationed overseas received a heartbreaking “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:
“Dear Harry,
I can’t continue our relationship. The distance between us is simply too great. I also have to admit that I’ve cheated twice since you’ve been gone, and it isn’t fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the photo of me that I sent you.
Love,
Kim.”
Devastated, Harry showed the letter to his fellow soldiers. To cheer him up—and maybe help him get a little revenge—they pooled together any photos they had of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, cousins, and acquaintances.
Harry gathered all the pictures, including Kim’s, and placed them in an envelope. In total, there were 43 photos of beautiful women. He added a note that said:
“Dear Kim,
I’m sorry, but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Take care,
Harry.”