A little girl asked her mom, “Mom, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Her mom replied, “No, honey, the dog is in heat.”
Curious, the girl asked, “What does that mean?”
“Why don’t you go ask your dad? He’s in the garage,” her mom suggested.
The girl found her dad in the garage and repeated her request, adding, “Mom said she’s in heat and told me to ask you.”
Dad, trying to solve the problem in his own way, said, “Bring Susie over here.” He grabbed a rag, dipped it in gasoline, and wiped the dog’s rear. “There, that should do it. Keep her on the leash and only go around the block once,” he told her.
A few minutes later, the girl came back—without the dog.
“Where’s Susie?” Dad asked.
“She’ll be back soon,” the girl replied. “She ran out of gas halfway down the block, and another dog is pushing her home.”
😅 Classic dad logic meets innocent humor!