A 92-Year-Old’s Comeback That Left Everyone Speechless
I recently took my 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy him some new shoes. After a bit of shopping, we decided to take a break at the food court. As we sat down with our snacks, I noticed my dad staring at a teenager sitting nearby.
The teen had spiky hair in a wild mix of colors—green, red, orange, and blue. Every time the teenager glanced over, my dad was still staring.
Eventually, the teen, clearly annoyed, snapped, “What’s wrong, old man? Never done anything crazy in your life?”
I knew my dad well enough to brace for a classic response, so I quickly swallowed my food. And sure enough, without missing a beat, he shot back:
“Yeah, I did once. I got drunk and kissed a parrot. Now I’m just wondering if you might be my kid.”
The look on the teenager’s face? Priceless.