Kid Logic: When Math Just Doesn’t Add Up
We all know math can feel like a foreign language—especially for kids just learning how numbers work. Sometimes, what makes perfect sense to an adult turns into a hilarious misunderstanding for a child.
Take this story, for example:
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,
“I got an F in math today.”
His father, surprised, asks,
“What happened?”
The boy says,
“Well, the teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2?’ and I said 6.”
The dad nods.
“Well, that’s correct.”
“Then she asked me, ‘What’s 2 times 3,’” the boy continues.
The dad shrugs.
“What the hell’s the difference?”
The boy grins and says,
“That’s exactly what I said!”
Bonus Story: “Do You Fart in Bed?” – A Married Couple’s Gas-tastrophe
If this doesn’t make you laugh until you cry, let us know—we’ll keep you in our prayers.
A couple had been happily married for years. But every morning, like clockwork, the husband would let out a thunderous fart that woke his wife and left her gagging.
She’d plead,
“Please stop! You’re going to blow your guts out one day!”
But he’d always laugh it off.
“It’s natural!” he’d say.
Years passed.
Then, one Christmas morning, as the wife was preparing the turkey, a devious idea struck her.
Looking at the bowl of turkey innards—gizzards, neck, liver, and all—she hatched a plan.
She quietly crept upstairs, pulled back the covers, gently tugged on the waistband of her husband’s underwear… and dumped the entire bowl of turkey guts inside.
Then she waited.
Moments later came the usual fart… followed by a horrific scream and frantic footsteps as he bolted to the bathroom.
She collapsed in laughter, tears streaming down her face.
Twenty minutes later, he came downstairs—white as a ghost, in blood-stained underwear, trembling.
She bit her lip and asked,
“What’s wrong, honey?”
He said,
“You were right all along… You said one day I’d fart my guts out… and this morning, it happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers…”
“…I think I got most of them back in.”