If you’re in need of a good chuckle, this story is sure to deliver. It all starts with a husband and wife attending a long church service. As the sermon drags on, the wife begins to doze off. Noticing this, the husband gently nudges her to wake her up—right as the preacher asks the congregation, “Who led the Israelites out of Egypt?” Jolted awake, she blurts out, “The Almighty!” and promptly dozes off again.
A little later, he nudges her once more just as the preacher asks, “Who sacrificed himself for the forgiveness of our sins?” Still half-asleep, she mumbles, “Jesus Christ!”
Things escalate when the preacher poses one final question: “What did Eve say to Adam after their last child was born?” Once again, the husband pokes her. This time, fed up and cranky, she yells loud enough for the entire church to hear, “I swear, if you poke me with that thing again, I’ll break it in half!”
The moral? Maybe let sleeping spouses lie—especially in church.
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