He lived by a curious rule: say nothing for years. Two years of silence passed before he uttered just two words the next.
Then he met a beautiful woman and was instantly smitten. But to call her “my darling,” he had to wait two whole years in silence.
When he longed to say “I love you,” the words were too precious—so he waited another three years.
By year five, he wanted to propose… but that meant waiting four more.
Finally, after nine long years of silence, he brought her to the most romantic place in the kingdom, looked into her eyes, and declared, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”
The woman blinked and said, “I’m sorry… what was that?”
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