A lonely 70-year-old widow, hoping to find love again, decided to place a personal ad in the local paper. It read:
“Husband wanted! Must be my age, must not hit me, cheat on me, and must still be great in bed. All interested men, please apply in person.”
The very next day, her doorbell rang. Curious, she answered the door—only to find an elderly gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. To her surprise, he had no arms or legs.
She looked him over and said, “Surely, you’re not serious about this. You don’t even have any legs!”
The man grinned and replied, “Exactly—so I can’t run around on you!”
She raised an eyebrow. “And you don’t have any arms either!”
He smiled again and said, “Which means I can never lay a hand on you.”
Intrigued but still doubtful, she leaned in and asked, “Well then… are you still good in bed?”
The old man leaned back with a wide grin and said,
“I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”