Kids Say the Funniest Things!
Children have an incredible way of being unintentionally hilarious. With their honest and quick-witted responses, they often leave us both stunned and in fits of laughter. Here are some of the most memorable moments that will surely make you smile and remind you why kids are so endearing.
A kindergarten teacher asked a dedicated little girl about her drawing.
“I’m drawing God,” the girl replied.
The teacher, puzzled, said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, the girl answered, “They will in a minute.”
A teacher told a little girl that it’s impossible for a whale to swallow a human because of its small throat.
The girl firmly replied, “Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”
Frustrated, the teacher insisted it wasn’t possible.
The girl responded, “When I get to heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The girl shot back, “Then you ask him.”
During a Sunday school lesson about honoring parents, a teacher asked if there’s a commandment about siblings.
A boy immediately answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
Noticing her mom’s white hair, a little girl asked why.
Her mom replied, “Each time you make me sad, a hair turns white.”
The girl thought for a moment and asked, “Then why is grandma’s hair all white?”
During a lesson on blood circulation, a teacher asked, “Why doesn’t blood flow to our feet like it does to my head when I stand upside down?”
Bobby answered, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
In the Christian school lunch line, a note near the apples read, “Take only one, God is watching.”
A boy wrote his own note for the cookies: “Take all you want, God is watching the apples.”